Funny Jokes

A joke about two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 

Ghost A : How you died?
Ghost B : I died of cold.

Ghost A : How does it feel when you’re dying in cold?
Ghost B : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was
             shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt
             the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died
             with not much suffering.

Ghost A : You’re so pitiful...
Ghost B : How about you? How did you die?

Ghost A : I died from heart attack.
Ghost B : I see, why did you have a heart attack?

Ghost A : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with
             another man. One day, when I came back from work, I saw a
             pair of man shoes outside my house. Then I realized that the
             guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the
             bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard
             is hiding. So, I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in
             the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran
             upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.
             Because I was too tired of all that running, I got a heart
             attack and died.
Ghost B : Why didn’t you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did,
             both of us were alive now!